The weather is gorgeous and I am seeing so many small fluffy dogs

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Guuuurrl, making me blush! Some people have adorable American friends who put up with a barrage of potato pictures… <3

haha!  i am that friend.  <3

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some people have adorable irish friends that search google images for pictures of potato products to show them

that’s me.  and that’s my friend.

sunshine-and-pie:

thebeadmuse:

quintanear:

fainiel:

Sir Patrick Stewart speaking with his natural Yorkshire accent gives me life. 

I had never heard yorky before! *-*

This is wonderful. ^_^

So much squealing. Oh, Patrick Stewart, I want to hug you.

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my ex flatmate makes it so difficult not to judge the things that “girls like”

jean-luc-gohard:

parskis:

I honestly can’t believe this right now. I was complaining to my bf about some Kotex tampons I had used, going on a bit of a rant about how bad they were, and on a whim I decided to go to the website and leave a review so other people who might get them would know better.
I’ve never written a tampon review in my life (it’s not something I ever anticipated doing) so I had a little fun getting very passionate about my thoughts, and then went to submit…. Only to receive the words: ‘Your review text contains inappropriate language.’ I was confused at first, I mean I was pretty emphatic, but I didn’t cuss at all… and then I realized: I had typed the word ‘vagina.’ 

You can’t type the word ‘vagina’ on a TAMPON review because it’s considered inappropriate.

KOTEX, a company that makes OVER A BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR primarily selling products to people with vaginas, thinks that someone typing the word “VAGINA” in a review of a product that goes IN THEIR VAGINA is being inappropriate and needs to be censored.

I retyped “v*gina” with an asterisk like it was a swear word, submitted and it went to preview mode with no problem. But I’m still kind of in shock… Honestly, what is wrong with Kotex that they think they need to protect tampon users from the word ‘vagina’?

If you didn’t think our society’s fear of the vagina was absurd, here you go. It’s cartoonish.

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the thing about living in someone’s living room: when a bunch of people come over to drink

at least i get to sit in her bedroom

tom-bakery:

hippievanss:

found this old piano in the bushes last spring, hiking around an island. it’s been there for so long the tree is growing into it &amp; it makes me wonder who used to play it and why it’s outside

1) jazz fairies 2) midnight jazz fairy parties

tom-bakery:

hippievanss:

found this old piano in the bushes last spring, hiking around an island. it’s been there for so long the tree is growing into it & it makes me wonder who used to play it and why it’s outside

1) jazz fairies 2) midnight jazz fairy parties

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